Ozzy HelpLine

rgs2001uk Moderators Posts: 15,339 Likes: 11,271	Ozzy HelpLine Feb 18, 2016 15:09:54 GMT 7 Soutpeel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rgs2001uk on Feb 18, 2016 15:09:54 GMT 7
	worthless scum

Deleted
Deleted Member

Posts: 0
Likes:

Ozzy HelpLine Feb 18, 2016 15:32:40 GMT 7 rgs2001uk likes this

Quote

Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2016 15:32:40 GMT 7

The only problem with this scenario is that you have more chance of winning the lottery than speaking to an Australian. Majority of call centres are located in India or the Philippines. Easier to understand what is written above than speak to someone half way around the world who has nfi what I am talking about.

Deleted
Deleted Member

Posts: 0
Likes:

Ozzy HelpLine Feb 18, 2016 16:14:15 GMT 7 rgs2001uk likes this

Quote

Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2016 16:14:15 GMT 7

Funny play on words.

My sister worked at an Aussie helpline years ago. She often got calls like
"I am so depressed".
Sis "Ok let's talk about it".
Caller "Well I am alone and scared but I find your voice comforting".
Sis "That is nice. I want to help you".
Caller "Keep talking, I am nearly there" (<intereferingwithyourself> noises heard in the background)

I guess the caller saved 55 cents a minute.

siampolee
Detective

Alive alive O

Posts: 14,066

Likes: 8,897

Ozzy HelpLine Feb 18, 2016 17:12:57 GMT 7

Quote

Post by siampolee on Feb 18, 2016 17:12:57 GMT 7

Trevor the trainspotter

Funny play on words.

My sister worked at an Aussie helpline years ago. She often got calls like
"I am so depressed".
Sis "Ok let's talk about it".
Caller "Well I am alone and scared but I find your voice comforting".
Sis "That is nice. I want to help you".
Caller "Keep talking, I am nearly there" (<intereferingwithyourself> noises heard in the background)

I guess the caller saved 55 cents a minute.

No doubt those cents saved by the caller went into his a ''buy a Cessna fund.'' awnker

Socialism will never take root in the UK because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Ozzy HelpLine Feb 18, 2016 17:15:58 GMT 7 rgs2001uk, Soutpeel, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2016 17:15:58 GMT 7 Great OP. 'Bummer mate' Here's a guide to the mental health helpline.

Deleted
Deleted Member

Posts: 0
Likes:

Ozzy HelpLine Feb 19, 2016 7:26:57 GMT 7

Quote

Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 7:26:57 GMT 7

These people are wasting their time with Helplines. What they should do is travel to Thailand for a "therapeutic" massage. After an hour and for only 800 "bath" all their problems will be forgotten !

* Note - Applies to males and/or females with testicles

Last Edit: Feb 19, 2016 7:30:56 GMT 7 by Deleted

Deleted
Deleted Member

Posts: 0
Likes:

Ozzy HelpLine Feb 19, 2016 10:51:21 GMT 7

Quote

Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 10:51:21 GMT 7

Feb 18, 2016 16:14:15 GMT 7 @trevor said:

Funny play on words.

My sister worked at an Aussie helpline years ago. She often got calls like
"I am so depressed".
Sis "Ok let's talk about it".
Caller "Well I am alone and scared but I find your voice comforting".
Sis "That is nice. I want to help you".
Caller "Keep talking, I am nearly there" (<intereferingwithyourself> noises heard in the background)

I guess the caller saved 55 cents a minute.

^ That was me !

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Ozzy HelpLine Feb 19, 2016 11:13:08 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 11:13:08 GMT 7 Then we have this little gem.

Deleted
Deleted Member

Posts: 0
Likes:

Ozzy HelpLine Feb 19, 2016 11:39:36 GMT 7

Quote

Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 11:39:36 GMT 7

Feb 19, 2016 10:51:21 GMT 7 @micksaraphee said:

Feb 18, 2016 16:14:15 GMT 7 @trevor said:

Funny play on words.

My sister worked at an Aussie helpline years ago. She often got calls like
"I am so depressed".
Sis "Ok let's talk about it".
Caller "Well I am alone and scared but I find your voice comforting".
Sis "That is nice. I want to help you".
Caller "Keep talking, I am nearly there" (<intereferingwithyourself> noises heard in the background)

I guess the caller saved 55 cents a minute.

^ That was me !

She is a Doctor now. I will pass on your regards.