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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 21:16:47 GMT 7
Some humans have half a brain, these people are called halfwits.
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Post by Johnny on Apr 13, 2015 21:42:35 GMT 7
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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Post by cc1 on Apr 14, 2015 6:45:18 GMT 7
A honey badger isn't scared of a lion Does this means Costas is scarier than a lion???
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Post by Johnny on Apr 14, 2015 8:31:06 GMT 7
13% of the English dictionary is derived from Greek.
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Post by siampolee on Apr 14, 2015 8:48:17 GMT 7
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.
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Post by Johnny on Apr 14, 2015 9:07:43 GMT 7
Lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name-gnurr
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Post by siampolee on Apr 14, 2015 10:14:29 GMT 7
The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WW.II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2015 10:28:51 GMT 7
Bastards.
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Post by siampolee on Apr 14, 2015 11:11:11 GMT 7
In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2015 11:20:08 GMT 7
An erect penis is the same length as your left hand. It isn't, but how many of you looked at your left hand? If you're using your right hand then you should be able to measure, sounds like you have tried it.
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Post by cc1 on Apr 14, 2015 11:34:59 GMT 7
Hugh Heffner is the owner of the Y in the Hollywood sign...
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Post by siampolee on Apr 14, 2015 11:39:13 GMT 7
It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.
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Post by cc1 on Apr 14, 2015 11:47:26 GMT 7
It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs. and how they do it in the Alps???
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 15, 2015 13:38:12 GMT 7
Seven eighth's of an iceberg is underwater.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 13:47:34 GMT 7
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
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