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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2016 11:32:06 GMT 7
In one of his stand-up sketches from a few year's back, comedian Frankie Boyle recalls a moment in a Glasgow pub when an Englishman asks for a lager and lime. The barman's response (in thick Glaswegian accent): "Sorry pal, we don't do cocktails." In that spirit, Tennent's, which brands itself as "Scotland's favourite pint", was clearly perplexed on Friday when someone asked them on Twitter why they don't do a low calorie version, perhaps along the lines of a Coors Light, or a Becks Blue. To which it pointed out... "We do, mate - it's called a half pint." indy100.independent.co.uk/article/tennents-was-asked-why-it-doesnt-do-low-calorie-lager-and-gave-a-wonderfully-scottish-reply--Zykxk3KrRg
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2016 11:41:20 GMT 7
You gotta admire a brewer that refuses to bend to public opinion.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2016 14:13:01 GMT 7
The first time I ordered a Corona and the barmaid tossed a chunk of lemon in it was the last time I ordered a Corona. It reminded me of the first time the barista asked me what flavour coffee I wanted. Peach, peppermint, caramel, vanilla...? I want a coffee flavoured coffee. My mate rang me up after work on a hot afternoon. "Do you want a beer?". "Stupid question" said Trevor "I am reaching for a cold lager as we speak". He told me to wait as he had bought some unique boutique beer and was on his way. Unique boutique beer? It was hot chocolate flavoured stout. I could have shoved it up his.....
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