Big Mac or Quarter Pounder would be more appealing.

I can recall from many a year back being in a a local magistrates court to request a warrant , it wasn't an urgent matter and it was also a private in camera matter .The clerk had spoken to the magistrates who said they had but one more case to go and then would be able to deal with the request.

The accused fellow comes up before the beak and the defense solicitor then informed the bench that his client the defendant (who as I recall was charged with a minor drunkenness linked offence) had changed his name legally by deed poll.

He was now known as ''Norty Rascal.'

The small public audience fell about laughing much to the annoyance of the bench and as I remember also the court staff in general showed a very stiff upper lip attitude to the matter until the court closed.The bench also fell about laughing once the public show was off stage. And if my memory is correct after all those years the fellow got hit with a 50 pound fine, a not insignificant sum in those days either.

I considered Piquant but I don't have a driving licence.

I went to school with a Richard Dick, that was priceless, Dick Dick.