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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 8:37:24 GMT 7
Hong Kong clubbers covered in excrement after sewer pipe bursts...( holy...)An exclusive member’s only nightclub in Hong Kong’s Lan Kwai Fong (LKF) district has been closed until further notice after an unfortunate accident last weekend. The venue was packed with hundreds of clubbers when a pipe from the second-floor VIP bathroom running directly over the dance floor burst, covering patrons with raw sewage. “I had just stepped off the dance floor to grab a drink at the bar,” said Raymond Jiang, a 32-year old financial analyst who had been at the club to celebrate the birthday of his female colleague, “Suddenly, there was a loud cracking sound, followed by screams from the dance floor and a terrible smell.” Mr Jiang turned around to observe the scene, and was shocked to see most patrons covered in excrement. “The birthday girl in our group had been wearing a white dress at the start of the night, but now it was completely brown.” 23-year old Agnes Chan was one of the unfortunate clubbers on the dance floor when the pipe burst. “The timing was uncanny in that it happened just as the beat dropped; at first I thought it was a jet from the Co2 cannon, but the horrible stench told me otherwise.” While most of those present were traumatized by the incident, at least one person saw the funny side of it. The DJ booth was mostly sheltered from the burst pipe, and the visiting Swedish DJ was inspired to play a rather appropriate track as the club was evacuated, opting for a dubstep remix of Van Morrison’s 1967 hit, Brown Eyed Girl. www.battypost.com/asia/hong-kong-clubbers-covered-in-excrement-after-sewer-pipe-bursts/#
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 8:42:31 GMT 7
You expect sh*tty music in some clubs but that's too much.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 8:51:01 GMT 7
Best news of the year, LKF is full of posing tossers. LKF died when Calvin Craig and his partner Tony Quinn closed down Scotties in 96.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 9:00:38 GMT 7
Nah it's alive and kicking, full of posing tourists and yuppies. Wanchai strip has a better feel starting with the Excelsior Hotel and walking up.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 9:18:28 GMT 7
Did any of it hit the fan?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 9:23:29 GMT 7
Did any of it hit the fan?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 15:46:21 GMT 7
My idea of hell is to spend eternity in a place like that, being covered in shit would not make it any worse for me.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 19:07:22 GMT 7
It was a pipe from the VIP toilet, I guess the sh1t didn't stink
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Post by onionluke on Feb 26, 2016 19:50:20 GMT 7
It was a pipe from the VIP toilet, I guess the sh1t didn't stink They love that VIP shit in HK.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Feb 26, 2016 21:46:46 GMT 7
^^^ They love that VIP shoite here in Bkk as well, pretentious up themselves types.
Singapore is even worse.
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Post by onionluke on Feb 26, 2016 21:51:31 GMT 7
^ A global epidemic .
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Post by rgs2001uk on Feb 26, 2016 22:12:31 GMT 7
Theres a few poncy nightclubs in the UK I would pay good money to see that happen.
Itzy Ritzy in stinkin Lincoln being one of them, full of shitkickers and inbred types from places such as Boston and Swineshead Bridge, a truely depressing place.
Hoping Seb reads this and does a write up on this dump.
Effin chavs from the Ermine Estate who think they are well hard, St Giles is even worse, full of Pikeys, local Spar and boozer had the windows bricked up so you couldnt toss bottles, cash only signs, no giros cashed.
Never mind, all right me duck, effin Bennies the lot of them.
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