Virgin Fitness What Should I do?

Fletchsmile Wizard Posts: 4,368 Likes: 2,537	Virgin Fitness What Should I do? Apr 1, 2016 16:59:59 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Fletchsmile on Apr 1, 2016 16:59:59 GMT 7 Standard Chartered have very kindly sent me a free membership to Virgin Access Fitness Club at Empire Tower and EmQuarter. What should I do with it?
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Virgin Fitness What Should I do? Apr 7, 2016 12:54:54 GMT 7

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Apr 7, 2016 12:25:22 GMT 7 siampolee said:

I suppose Fletch could become a suicide bomber then he would have without a doubt a ~~grope~~ group membership of 72 virgins to join ''Virgin Fitness.''

No you got it wrong.....those are the Virgins someone like <BBQ> or Scott get. You would get 72 nice virgin boys.

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Virgin Fitness What Should I do? Apr 19, 2016 9:00:56 GMT 7 Fletchsmile likes this

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Apr 1, 2016 16:59:59 GMT 7 Fletchsmile said:

Standard Chartered have very kindly sent me a free membership to Virgin Access Fitness Club at Empire Tower and EmQuarter.

What should I do with it?

I hate it when this happens, they are trying to drop hints at your young age spread Fletch.

I keep getting spam offering me quick fat reduction, shed loadsa money and cheap Viagra.
Obviously these spammers know of all of my problems and target my weak spots.

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Apr 7, 2016 12:25:22 GMT 7 siampolee said:

I suppose Fletch could become a suicide bomber then he would have without a doubt a ~~grope~~ group membership of 72 virgins to join ''Virgin Fitness.''

If there is virgin amongst that lot I will give up drinking, smoking and researching topless Songkran dancers. :))

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Virgin Fitness What Should I do? Apr 19, 2016 11:43:15 GMT 7

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Apr 19, 2016 8:46:04 GMT 7 @micksaraphee said:

Apr 1, 2016 17:08:25 GMT 7 @hippity said:

Use it as an excuse to go for a beer instead?

I would have said that as well. :))

The scenery at australian fitness clubs is pretty good.....lots of nice flexible girls to invite for a beer after.

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Virgin Fitness What Should I do? Apr 20, 2016 7:06:29 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2016 7:06:29 GMT 7 ^ I notice there are no replies to my last post, the four very beautiful "flexible" girls. I can only imagine you are all in shock and your computers may have shut down and gone into Safe Mode.

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Virgin Fitness What Should I do? Apr 20, 2016 9:04:05 GMT 7

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Apr 20, 2016 7:06:29 GMT 7 @micksaraphee said:

^ I notice there are no replies to my last post, the four very beautiful "flexible" girls. I can only imagine you are all in shock and your computers may have shut down and gone into Safe Mode. ROFL

Sorry, we are all totally speechless.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Virgin Fitness What Should I do? Apr 20, 2016 13:08:33 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2016 13:08:33 GMT 7 I believe someone on another forum based in Europe saw this pic and commented that the four ladies all looked "do-able" to him, although what he would actually do with them is the thing of nightmares.

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Virgin Fitness What Should I do? Apr 20, 2016 18:15:44 GMT 7

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Apr 1, 2016 16:59:59 GMT 7 Fletchsmile said:

Standard Chartered have very kindly sent me a free membership to Virgin Access Fitness Club at Empire Tower and EmQuarter.

What should I do with it?

Virgin Access Fitness Club okaaaaaaaaaaaaay ROFL

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