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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2016 6:19:08 GMT 7
There seem to be a lot of memories of the bad times on other forums. How about the more memorable members/ threads?
One of my favorites was a lad named Ken.
He made a thread about trying to catch a cobra, and got torn to shreds. Another about his Mother-in-law using all his toothpaste, ditto. The next thread was about this wonderful weather predictor he had invented which could dictate wind speed and direction, and he posted a photo of a plastic bag attached to a stick in the ground (closed). His final thread was a drunken rant about all the <c**ts> on the forum, banned. Then the following day his "friend" made a tearful apology and asked him to be reinstated, unsuccessful.
I miss Ken.
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Post by Soutpeel on Apr 7, 2016 6:26:07 GMT 7
Some of my favourites:
1. "Silomplaya" and his new job in Cambodia as assistant black board duster banger outer (teachers assistant) ...hysterical, got the shit ripped out of him and got more and more unhinged as the thread went on
2. "Where you stay - WUS" and the tales of his coyote/slapper GF
3. Anything from Dave Walt, but the retorts about the Pattaya Walt SAS mobility troop stand out for me
4. The duck hunting thread in "pets" was very funny...talk of Purdy shotguns and recommendations for the best shot to use...
5. And of course the TGAU thread(s), Thai visa's version of the great rock and roll swindle....hysterical
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2016 6:44:06 GMT 7
A guy on freakdoor who made a home made gun to shoot the neighbour's biting dogs, posted a thread with step by step instructions and pics he ended up having the BIB knocking on his door from memory.
Another guy on the same channel who killed and cooked his neighbour's dog, great pic thread that one too, upset a lot of dog lovers.
'The Benefits of nd's hobby' a p**stake on 'The Benefits of Fasting', classic thread on Ajarn. Anything by Seb on there, made for a nice change from 'What are you listening to' or 'What colour markers do you use'.
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Post by jaywalker on Apr 16, 2016 13:35:48 GMT 7
SomtamSlap did some really good posts at Freakdoor about the rooster in Issan that his mother-in-law had sic-ed upon him.
I "Sic" my dog on rabbits. It's FLA redneck talk, probably not even a real word.
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Post by pathumseb on Apr 16, 2016 13:52:30 GMT 7
When Ajarn allowed <Bunny boiler> back for a while they got interesting threads that got people talking.
Freakdoor has some great building threads and ditto travel threads.
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Post by MrToad on Apr 16, 2016 14:23:29 GMT 7
Jeremy "I have lost my keys" was funny uhtilnthe fun police clamped down on it.
The hilarious colabamumbai thread where he realised after a tear that his gf was in fact a bloke after he lost his car.
There was another funny one abouwt children going to school on elephants which got pulled for trolling.
Over the years there have been some classics.
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Post by Soutpeel on Apr 16, 2016 14:38:26 GMT 7
The "saddest" monger on there was the thread from someone who was bleating on about the job he had got as a project manager on an industrial site/project in Maptuphut and how much money and perks he was getting, details of the project etc...problem was that project had been completed 12-18 months previous, and a TV member was in the know, outed the monger and even posted the link where the monger had got the details he was spewing on TV....once outed the monger proceeded to send threatening pm's to various members advising he was going to kick peoples heads in...
so as funny as some of posts are on the dark side and other places, there many warped/deranged individuals inhabiting those places as well.
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Post by pathumseb on Apr 16, 2016 14:52:50 GMT 7
The thread about Ajarn's Top Poster getting busted in Indonesia was a good read. Eye opening to say the least!
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Post by MrToad on Apr 16, 2016 15:37:10 GMT 7
What was that?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2016 19:37:24 GMT 7
Homeownership. The weird perverted bastard had fallen in love with a 16yo village girl and wanted to get married to her then proceeded to announce this all on the forum where a bunch of us reached through our monitors and punched his face in.
It can't have been a troll because who in their right mind would accuse themselves of paedophilia.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2016 19:44:39 GMT 7
The thread about Ajarn's Top Poster getting busted in Indonesia was a good read. Eye opening to say the least! A laff a minute that, <Bunny boiler> was given a holiday for outing him. Here's the link from TD where the material came from. Papa ao was very upset, threatened legal action, which would have worked if it was fantasy but it was his own interview. The price of fame. teakdoor.com/famous-threads/3004-q-aging-one-his-asian-experiences.html |
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Post by Soutpeel on Apr 16, 2016 19:58:06 GMT 7
The thread about Ajarn's Top Poster getting busted in Indonesia was a good read. Eye opening to say the least! A laff a minute that, <Bunny boiler> was given a holiday for outing him. Here's the link from TD where the material came from. Papa ao was very upset, threatened legal action, which would have worked if it was fantasy but it was his own interview. The price of fame. teakdoor.com/famous-threads/3004-q-aging-one-his-asian-experiences.htmlSorry only managed 7 pages of that drivel...."aging one" is a fcking tool |
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Post by rubl on Apr 16, 2016 20:24:40 GMT 7
Sorry only managed 7 pages of that drivel...."aging one" is a fcking tool but maybe not the sharpest  I didn't even complete the first page btw. |
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Post by professorfart on Apr 17, 2016 2:58:06 GMT 7
That 'Lost keys' thread was a belter.....I even downloaded their shitty app so I could follow it while out in Bangers then HD got zapped when I got p**sed up and informed Rimmer, the Duck and a few of his Moderator pals that I thought they all liked to interfere with small boy's botties...
Whereustay was very good fun. His imaginary Coyote lass who was 'doing him' for free and the dozy tool PM'd me her name so I went to see her and there was no girl of that name there, nor had there ever been...
ND ripped him apart when he claimed he could speak Thai fluently
The fat sweating teacher and his other Thai Friendly success' stories' were World Class buffoonery and boolsheet. He got torn to shreds even though the Pikeys tried to defend him.
He was on again recently banging on about having sent some real estate agent a nude selfie, which when the p**s taking got too much for him, he lost the plot big time just as he did when we ripped into the pillock....
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Post by pathumseb on Apr 18, 2016 4:50:15 GMT 7
Thus far have managed to convince the AF regulars the follwing:
I'm a gay, racist, Jew hating, half Romanian who hates his job.
Ajarn Forum: Believing everything on the internet because it must be true.
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