Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 16:47:19 GMT 7
The bard's birthday today.
Instead of 'you' say 'thee' or ' thou'.
Rhymed couplets are all the rage.
Men are called 'Sirrah', women are called 'Mistress' and your friends are all called 'cousin' ( unless you're in Asia where they're called your brothers or sisters)
Instead of cursing, try calling your tormentors jackanapes, canker-blossoms or poisonous bunch- back'd toads.
Verse for lovers, prose for ruffians and songs for clowns.
When in doubt add 'eth' to all verbs: he runneth, he trippeth, he falleth.
To add weight to your opinions try starting them with 'Methinks', 'mayhaps', 'in sooth' or 'wherefore'.
When wooing ladies try comparing them to a summer's day. When that fails say 'Get thee to a nunnery'.
When wooing lads: try dressing up like a man. If that fails, throw him in the Tower, banish his friends and claim the throne.
Happy Shakespeare's Day!
Instead of 'you' say 'thee' or ' thou'.
Rhymed couplets are all the rage.
Men are called 'Sirrah', women are called 'Mistress' and your friends are all called 'cousin' ( unless you're in Asia where they're called your brothers or sisters)
Instead of cursing, try calling your tormentors jackanapes, canker-blossoms or poisonous bunch- back'd toads.
Verse for lovers, prose for ruffians and songs for clowns.
When in doubt add 'eth' to all verbs: he runneth, he trippeth, he falleth.
To add weight to your opinions try starting them with 'Methinks', 'mayhaps', 'in sooth' or 'wherefore'.
When wooing ladies try comparing them to a summer's day. When that fails say 'Get thee to a nunnery'.
When wooing lads: try dressing up like a man. If that fails, throw him in the Tower, banish his friends and claim the throne.
Happy Shakespeare's Day!
