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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 14:20:23 GMT 7
I think I'll send my daughter off to Judo. Check this girl knock the living heck out of this big guy with a perfectly executed throw. Note she even sets him up for it.
Be aware you will watch a face go smack into the ground.
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Post by rubl on Apr 24, 2016 15:34:01 GMT 7
Judo lessons are probably cheaper than you buying a gun and might save you a few years in the 'slammer'  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 15:38:56 GMT 7
Judo lessons are probably cheaper than you buying a gun and might save you a few years in the 'slammer' But I've got a great alibi. |
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Post by rubl on Apr 24, 2016 15:45:07 GMT 7
Judo lessons are probably cheaper than you buying a gun and might save you a few years in the 'slammer' But I've got a great alibi. You're an Ozzie bloke, you should know better than that  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 16:55:45 GMT 7
A swift kick in the nuts works also.
Then when bent over in excruciating pain, knee him in the chin, job done. You can also kick the shit out of him when he's down for extra points.
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Post by rubl on Apr 24, 2016 17:12:13 GMT 7
A swift kick in the nuts works also. Then when bent over in excruciating pain, knee him in the chin, job done. You can also kick the shit out of him when he's down for extra points. And for the 'coup de grâce' make a picture while your high-heeled foot is still strategically placed and call his friends to carry him off |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 17:17:29 GMT 7
I don't like selfies.
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Post by rubl on Apr 24, 2016 17:19:00 GMT 7
I don't like s elfies. With only your high-heeled foot visible apart from the offending bloke that could hardly be called a 'selfie' |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 17:23:32 GMT 7
You know my brother taught me that move as we were walking around in Berlin before the wall came down. Dark type of street, apparently a psycho Hungarian ex-gf of his practiced it on him. Before executing any moves, look up not in your tormentor's eyes, that takes them off guard and they look up too, then strike. Apparently it works not just in the movies. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 3:51:09 GMT 7
Very swift execution, nice arse too
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