Post by smokie36 on Apr 16, 2015 3:06:50 GMT 7
We all know about the German guy who kept his wife in the basement afetr she "fell down the stairs" in Phuket....and yes I know about him being on that other forum (not interested in that angle thx).....any info about his case would be interesting though if someone can update.
Anyway....question is do you have anything buried in your basement?
A skeleton or two....a spider or two....or in my case.....
1. My Auntie won a goldfish at the fair....being as she was 9 at the time she was quite excited about this and bought a nice big bowl for it....and fish food etc....and used to spend hrs watching this amoeba swimming round and round until one day. You see I felt it was bored with the fish feed and decided to load it up with Monster Munch crisps.......the ensuing death was a very happy one....it looked like a spotty 11 year old in the first throws of excitement as it passed into Neptune a virgin....to be reborn perhaps as a happy dolphin. I panicked of course and buried it at a secret location in Scotland marked only with a table tennis bat....I've no idea if the bat is still there....my guilt precludes me ever visiting that gruesome site again.
My 91 year old granny I think knows the truth....even as she told my Auntie that the fish had flown out of the open window....following the parrot on his daily workout she was giving me the evil eye....and I've never owned up until today.
I have another more gruesome talke to tell....but I feel you should all share your skeletons in the closet first.....let's get past this and give the good doctor something to work with on this forum....and hey if you have a family member chopped up somewhere....I recommend you run away quick!
All of these posts will of course be monitored by admin as we look to select the next moderators....so roll up....maybe you will be the lucky winner!
Anyway....question is do you have anything buried in your basement?
A skeleton or two....a spider or two....or in my case.....
1. My Auntie won a goldfish at the fair....being as she was 9 at the time she was quite excited about this and bought a nice big bowl for it....and fish food etc....and used to spend hrs watching this amoeba swimming round and round until one day. You see I felt it was bored with the fish feed and decided to load it up with Monster Munch crisps.......the ensuing death was a very happy one....it looked like a spotty 11 year old in the first throws of excitement as it passed into Neptune a virgin....to be reborn perhaps as a happy dolphin. I panicked of course and buried it at a secret location in Scotland marked only with a table tennis bat....I've no idea if the bat is still there....my guilt precludes me ever visiting that gruesome site again.
My 91 year old granny I think knows the truth....even as she told my Auntie that the fish had flown out of the open window....following the parrot on his daily workout she was giving me the evil eye....and I've never owned up until today.
I have another more gruesome talke to tell....but I feel you should all share your skeletons in the closet first.....let's get past this and give the good doctor something to work with on this forum....and hey if you have a family member chopped up somewhere....I recommend you run away quick!
All of these posts will of course be monitored by admin as we look to select the next moderators....so roll up....maybe you will be the lucky winner!
