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Post by rgs2001uk on May 18, 2016 14:50:26 GMT 7
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pathumseb
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Post by pathumseb on May 18, 2016 18:47:30 GMT 7
At least the lass wasn't crushed by an overexcited BBQ
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Post by wildoats on May 19, 2016 15:35:43 GMT 7
At least the lass wasn't crushed by an overexcited BBQ BBQ's don't have BIG engines (little peckers don't push very well ... big tits though !) More the tunnel then the train me thinks. |
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Post by pathumseb on May 19, 2016 16:43:07 GMT 7
At least the lass wasn't crushed by an overexcited BBQ BBQ's don't have BIG engines (little peckers don't push very well ... big tits though !) More the tunnel then the train me thinks. Well, that may be, but just imagine if one fell on you and poked you with his dradle! |
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Post by rgs2001uk on May 19, 2016 21:10:31 GMT 7
BBQ's don't have BIG engines (little peckers don't push very well ... big tits though !) More the tunnel then the train me thinks. Well, that may be, but just imagine if one fell on you and poked you with his dradle! Just imagine 500 kilos of lard falling on top of you. I remember years ago when I first started seeing the mrs, came home one night blitzed. Didnt know she was already asleep, landed on top of her, she couldnt move her arms or legs, some farang buffalo fast asleep. One day I will tell the story of her white shoes. |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2016 10:58:35 GMT 7
BBQ's don't have BIG engines (little peckers don't push very well ... big tits though !) More the tunnel then the train me thinks. Well, that may be, but just imagine if one fell on you and poked you with his dradle! That reminds me of that incident in Malaysia a while back when that old dude was charged with having sex with a minor, the girl was a teenager but under the age of consent. His defense/excuse was that he was walking through the living room (the young girl was sleeping on the couch) and he was "excited" because he had been in bed with a lady in his bedroom. He tripped on something, his robe opened, and he fell on top of the girl and "accidentally" penetrated her. I gave him credit for having a vivid imagination but I hope they flogged him for doing what he did. |
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