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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 22, 2016 22:25:53 GMT 7
Assholes who live in the ass end of nowhere, dragged there by their mrs, cant speak a word of Thai, then have the audacity to tell me coz I live in Bkk I dont live in "the real Thailand"
Jesus H if the real Thailand is so effin great why to they migrate from the real Thailand to Bkk for work and opportunities
Assholes who tell me I aint respecting my mrs, her culture or country coz I dont pay my mrs a stipend to stay with me.
Well <wronghole> down here in Bkk the women are a bit diferent, they have pride, dignity, self respect and independance, they make their own choices.
They also aint afraid of hard work, they dont come with a hammock swinging family, they despise freeloaders and khon kee kiat (lazy people).
But what would I know.
Never paid sin sot, dont pay my mrs to live with me (she works and contributes)never bought worthless paddy field land or built an upcountry mansion.
I can only assume I dont live in the real Thailand.
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Post by pathumseb on Jun 22, 2016 22:28:45 GMT 7
Backpacker Teacher: When are you going to go home?
Me: Erm, after work!
Although these days its every 70 days.
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Post by rubl on Jun 22, 2016 22:33:59 GMT 7
Assholes who live in the ass end of nowhere, dragged there by their mrs, cant speak a word of Thai, then have the audacity to tell me coz I live in Bkk I dont live in "the real Thailand" Jesus H if the real Thailand is so effin great why to they migrate from the real Thailand to Bkk for work and opportunities Assholes who tell me I aint respecting my mrs, her culture or country coz I dont pay my mrs a stipend to stay with me. Well <wronghole> down here in Bkk the women are a bit diferent, they have pride, dignity, self respect and independance, they make their own choices. They also aint afraid of hard work, they dont come with a hammock swinging family, they despise freeloaders and khon kee kiat (lazy people). But what would I know. Never paid sin sot, dont pay my mrs to live with me (she works and contributes)never bought worthless paddy field land or built an upcountry mansion. I can only assume I dont live in the real Thailand. Something still missing rgs. Like the English (and Londoners rumour has it) like to buy a country house in Wales to escape the big city and relax weekends, you should get one upcountry to escape Bangkok. You owe it to your class, being Brit, etc., etc  |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 22, 2016 22:53:11 GMT 7
^^^^ upcountry,  , prefer the best province in Thailand Chanthaburi, no need to buy, Thai friend lets me live there for FREE when we visit. Shyt must be in the wrong thread, this is one of the things I love about Thailand. Years ago was talking to a peasant farmer type, she said wait here a few minutes til I have a shower. Anyway about 15 minutes later a Merc appeared, I could sense something wasnt right, after about 15 seconds the window went down, what are you waiting for? I didnt recognise the woman, hair was down, bit of lip stick, she looked a million dollars, drove into town, taken straight into the bank managers office, this is my friend and he wants to open a bank account. No problem. Got to love the patronage system here. An aside to the above, same people and family. Was visitng Chan one weekend, Saturday night, watching football outside on the telly, boys running wild making a noise, daft dog running wild. The landowner came out of his mansion, I thought to myself, here we go, keep quiet boys. He was sat in the house watching the same football I was watching. Difference was he had some 60 inch telly and had aircon. He had no friend, he joined me sat on the porch watching on a poxy old 29 inch CRT telly. Mrs knocked up some nose bag for him, he had a great night. When are you coming back? Next week I replied. Welcome anytime. I wont embarrass the guy or tell you how much land he has or how much he is worth. He aint short of a few bob or two. Similair values, yes these people are out there, its all in the selection process. His daughter is my insurance agent, no airs or graces, bloody smashing girl. |
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 22, 2016 23:08:44 GMT 7
The cost of flights.
That being said I'll probably be in town by Tuesday.
Anyone around for a chinwag and a glass of shandy?
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 22, 2016 23:17:14 GMT 7
The cost of flights. That being said I'll probably be in town by Tuesday. Anyone around for a chinwag and a glass of shandy? Cost of flights, from where? Over here its about double the cost. Its all to do with flying uphill on the way back and the extra fuel burned. Perhaps you should charter your own private Cessna. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2016 23:28:59 GMT 7
Assholes who live in the ass end of nowhere, dragged there by their mrs, cant speak a word of Thai, then have the audacity to tell me coz I live in Bkk I dont live in "the real Thailand" Jesus H if the real Thailand is so effin great why to they migrate from the real Thailand to Bkk for work and opportunities Assholes who tell me I aint respecting my mrs, her culture or country coz I dont pay my mrs a stipend to stay with me. Well <wronghole> down here in Bkk the women are a bit diferent, they have pride, dignity, self respect and independance, they make their own choices. They also aint afraid of hard work, they dont come with a hammock swinging family, they despise freeloaders and khon kee kiat (lazy people). But what would I know. Never paid sin sot, dont pay my mrs to live with me (she works and contributes)never bought worthless paddy field land or built an upcountry mansion. I can only assume I dont live in the real Thailand. There's no cure for stupid. Like the halfwit that traveled to Thailand on a blind date, married the woman and built her a house, and blew every penny of capital he has in the country. Now stuck in a worthless ( to him ) farang mansion with a leaking roof he can't afford to fix, begging pals to lend him the money for his visa, and begging others to fund his social life. Now wondering why no one returns his calls. Save |
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 22, 2016 23:53:34 GMT 7
The cost of flights. That being said I'll probably be in town by Tuesday. Anyone around for a chinwag and a glass of shandy? Cost of flights, from where? Over here its about double the cost. Its all to do with flying uphill on the way back and the extra fuel burned. Perhaps you should charter your own private Cessna. I would but my pilot has developed some incurable and terminal brain tumour. It's cost me a fortune in sick pay these last seventy five years. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 23, 2016 0:32:25 GMT 7
Cost of flights, from where? Over here its about double the cost. Its all to do with flying uphill on the way back and the extra fuel burned. Perhaps you should charter your own private Cessna. I would but my pilot has developed some incurable and terminal brain tumour. It's cost me a fortune in sick pay these last seventy five years. Wow fascinating stuff, sorry I am not a medical professionnal so can offer no advice. PS make sure not to charter any digital pikey types with shoddy captains licences. Thankfully Warren sused out these pikey types years ago. "Looking for the next best thing" |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 23, 2016 0:37:42 GMT 7
I can tell you it was effin hell trying to sail my 200 ft yacht into Byron Bay.
The pikey skipper jumped ship somewhere in The Malaca Straights, later found out he was some Teflr type with a Pikey Visa.
Ferk me I dont know to this day how I managed it, fought off 500 metre South Westerns, 50 metre long Great White sharks, digital effin pikeys, etc etc.
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 23, 2016 1:15:34 GMT 7
I can tell you it was effin hell trying to sail my 200 ft yacht into Byron Bay. The pikey skipper jumped ship somewhere in The Malaca Straights, later found out he was some Teflr type with a Pikey Visa. Ferk me I dont know to this day how I managed it, fought off 500 metre South Westerns, 50 metre long Great White sharks, digital effin pikeys, etc etc. Piece of p**s...at least you didn't have a smartphone eh? Old stool is always best....you'll never die at sea with that philosophy. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2016 17:14:42 GMT 7
I can tell you it was effin hell trying to sail my 200 ft yacht into Byron Bay. The pikey skipper jumped ship somewhere in The Malaca Straights, later found out he was some Teflr type with a Pikey Visa. Ferk me I dont know to this day how I managed it, fought off 500 metre South Westerns, 50 metre long Great White sharks, digital effin pikeys, etc etc. rg, did you actually sail your 200 ft yacht into "Byron Bay" because I lived in that town and district for about 10 years and have never heard of a large yacht like yours sailing into the town. Did you go up Johnson Street ?  |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Jun 24, 2016 19:52:14 GMT 7
I can tell you it was effin hell trying to sail my 200 ft yacht into Byron Bay. The pikey skipper jumped ship somewhere in The Malaca Straights, later found out he was some Teflr type with a Pikey Visa. Ferk me I dont know to this day how I managed it, fought off 500 metre South Westerns, 50 metre long Great White sharks, digital effin pikeys, etc etc. rg, did you actually sail your 200 ft yacht into "Byron Bay" because I lived in that town and district for about 10 years and have never heard of a large yacht like yours sailing into the town. Did you go up Johnson Street ? That cant be discussed on here its subject to the Official Secrets Act. I was actually on way to Kiwi Land undercover in pursuit of some French types that were planning to blow up some Hippy boat. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2016 20:07:07 GMT 7
^ I understand, wink wink, nudge nudge.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2016 20:39:00 GMT 7
Mentally ill people on Thai related forums. People who discuss my "issues" on Thai related forums. It's not my fault !  |
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, prefer the best province in Thailand Chanthaburi, no need to buy, Thai friend lets me live there for FREE when we visit.
