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Post by bigbadgeordie on Apr 18, 2015 20:32:07 GMT 7
I managed to get a hold of 20 sachets of the above product. Now here is my problem, after a shower, each evening, I rub the gel into my "bits", now after 8 nights I still have not had Oral from my tirac.
Is the stuff I bought a copy?
Does she not love me any more?
Why does my penis smell like blackcurrant?
Please help.
I am not a Troll.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 22:13:38 GMT 7
Reminds me of a story I heard in the late 70's - a guy that had been on aid work in India said that he had tried to explain the concept of a condom to the locals. A few days later he was approached by an elder saying that they were no use. They burst to easily, and if you managed to get them on, you had no where to put your fingers.
"Huh?" said my informant, and asked for a demonstration ( braver than me ).
The old man whipped it out ( condom that is ) and stretched it over his hand and declared - "see, no use, nowhere to put fingers."
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Post by SirToad on Apr 18, 2015 22:15:46 GMT 7
BBG, I think you're just not hanging around with the right ladies.
Maybe a spot of therapy with Dr Will might help to losen you up....
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Post by eyuplad on Apr 19, 2015 21:35:11 GMT 7
Maybe try the transvestite route ;-)
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Post by Phil on Apr 21, 2015 9:34:50 GMT 7
Mix it with your your favourite tipple and "down the hatch"......works wonders.
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