A husband goes into the loft and notices an egg box with no eggs but £5,000-00 in used notes.

He says to his wife, ”What’s all this money doing in the egg box?”

She breaks down crying and says, “I can’t lie anymore, I’ve been unfaithful. Every time I slept with another man, I took six eggs in payment.”

“Well that explains the egg box,” replies the husband, “but what about the £5,000-00?”

“Well,” says the wife, “every time I collected a dozen I sold them.”