He's more of a Gollum figure isn't he?

Longest walk fawk was when I was hang gliding off Seven Mile Beach in Oz and got caught in a downdraft.

No living soul around on the cliffs or the beach apart from a few fishing boats in the distant haze. It was a photography expedition at dawn. Anyway, I landed safely no broken bones a few kilometers from takeoff dumped the glider and no sense of direction. No mobile phones back then. Made for the trees and ended up in the 'Bush'. If anyone is familiar with Aussie bush that's an experience in itself not knowing where you are and trying to find the highway. Found a track which I followed certain it would lead to civilization and I could flag down someone on the highway. But no.

As the day went on it got hot, no idea how hot but had no water. Found some old tin shack and passed out just about from the heat. Night set in and next day the police search found me as my parents reported me missing and the car was found.