Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 29, 2016 18:18:53 GMT 7

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Real fun, the Ozzie wildlife

"Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time\
SYDNEY, Sept. 28 (UPI) -- An Australian man was deemed "the most unlucky guy in the country" after a spider bit his penis for the second time in five months.

The 21-year-old tradesman identified only as Jordan was bitten by what was believed to be a redback spider while using a portable toilet on a building site in Sydney."
www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/09/28/Australian-mans-penis-bitten-by-spider-for-the-second-time/9251475076366/

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 30, 2016 6:41:06 GMT 7

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This guy is just plain unlucky, and should be more careful with the "wedding tackle" in future.

Never been bitten by a spider, not on the willy anyway, but was stung by a scorpion on the gonads when I worked in the Kimberleys years ago. The rotten thing had somehow got into my swag and when I went to bed it got me. Never felt pain like it, was like having a blowtorch on the area.
Centipede sting on the inside of my bicep was the worse though, like having a cigarette slowly put out on your arm.

Australia is a beautiful country but sometimes it seems like everything is out to get you. ROFL

rubl Crazy Mango Extraordinaire The wondering type Posts: 23,997 Likes: 9,333	Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 30, 2016 9:58:05 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rubl on Sept 30, 2016 9:58:05 GMT 7 I've heard about other elements of the Ozzie wildlife. There seems to be some called 'sheila'. Rumour has it some even flee in terror to Thailand, imagine
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 30, 2016 10:18:58 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2016 10:18:58 GMT 7 Sheilas ? Yes they can be dangerous, my mate got bitten by one in the pub one night, she "bit" him for twenty bucks !

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 30, 2016 13:06:22 GMT 7 rgs2001uk likes this

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Sept 30, 2016 9:58:05 GMT 7 rubl said:

I've heard about other elements of the Ozzie wildlife. There seems to be some called 'sheila'. Rumour has it some even flee in terror to Thailand, imagine

Problem with those sheilas is that they now think they are a protected species.

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 30, 2016 18:36:44 GMT 7 rubl likes this

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Sept 30, 2016 9:58:05 GMT 7 rubl said:

I've heard about other elements of the Ozzie wildlife. There seems to be some called 'sheila'. Rumour has it some even flee in terror to Thailand, imagine

The most dangerous of the sheilas are the "Sheila-eenes"..............Moreens, Noreens, Doreens, Coleens and Irenes.

But Uncle, you surprise me, I was almost certain you would want to know more about my dice with death concerning the crazy scorpion who dared to attack my private parts. Was even going to send you photos of the said injured parts, close ups and all ! ROFL

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 30, 2016 20:52:14 GMT 7

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And this is why some wonder why Thais flush the dunny before using, gawd alone knows whats lurking in or down there.
Seen it on the telly, some of the creatures that come up the dunny in rainy season.

Learned years ago, flush the dunny and put the seat down, and make sure to close the door.

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 30, 2016 22:35:12 GMT 7

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Sept 30, 2016 18:36:44 GMT 7 @micksaraphee said:

Sept 30, 2016 9:58:05 GMT 7 rubl said:

I've heard about other elements of the Ozzie wildlife. There seems to be some called 'sheila'. Rumour has it some even flee in terror to Thailand, imagine

The most dangerous of the sheilas are the "Sheila-eenes"..............Moreens, Noreens, Doreens, Coleens and Irenes.

But Uncle, you surprise me, I was almost certain you would want to know more about my dice with death concerning the crazy scorpion who dared to attack my private parts. Was even going to send you photos of the said injured parts, close ups and all ! ROFL

Post them on facebook, you pervert

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rgs2001uk Moderators Posts: 15,339 Likes: 11,271	Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Sept 30, 2016 22:43:33 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rgs2001uk on Sept 30, 2016 22:43:33 GMT 7 Once biten twice shy. First time unlucky, second time, starting to see a bit of a pattern emerging.
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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Oct 1, 2016 6:26:24 GMT 7

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There was a redback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
I jumped up high into the air,
And when I hit the ground.
That crafty redback spider,
Wasn't nowhere to be found.

I rushed into the mrs,
Told her just where I'd been bit.
And she grabbed my cutthroat razor,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said 'Forget what's on your mind,
And call a doctor please.
For I've got a feeling that your cure,
Is worse than the disease.'

There was a redback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight.
And I curse the redback spider,
On the toilet seat last night.

I can't lie down, I cant' sit up I don't know what to do.
The nurses think it's funny but that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrasing and that's to say the least,
For I'm too sick to eat a bite,
While the spider had a feast.

And when I get back home again, I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll make that Redback suffer for the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles, I'm looking like a siv.
I promise you that redback hasn't very long to live.

There was a redback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight.
And I curse the redback spider,
On the toilet seat last night.

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Oct 1, 2016 12:16:41 GMT 7

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Oct 1, 2016 6:26:24 GMT 7 @micksaraphee said:

There was a redback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
I jumped up high into the air,
And when I hit the ground.
That crafty redback spider,
Wasn't nowhere to be found.

I rushed into the mrs,
Told her just where I'd been bit.
And she grabbed my cutthroat razor,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said 'Forget what's on your mind,
And call a doctor please.
For I've got a feeling that your cure,
Is worse than the disease.'

There was a redback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight.
And I curse the redback spider,
On the toilet seat last night.

I can't lie down, I cant' sit up I don't know what to do.
The nurses think it's funny but that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrasing and that's to say the least,
For I'm too sick to eat a bite,
While the spider had a feast.

And when I get back home again, I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll make that Redback suffer for the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles, I'm looking like a siv.
I promise you that redback hasn't very long to live.

There was a redback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight.
And I curse the redback spider,
On the toilet seat last night.

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When I did exploration work in he North of WA there was a geologist who every night getting ready to go to bed carefully removed the red backs from the springs of his stretcher....and put them safely outside the tent. I was not that genourouse...it was before the slip slop slap ads..but I was SLap Squash Splat with the ones I saw.

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Oct 1, 2016 12:25:13 GMT 7

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The biggest redbacks I ever saw were in our workshop in Derby. They were huge, big fat disgusting things. I think they actually thrived on the poison spray we drenched them in daily.

I worked for an earthmoving/trucking company based in Derby. We did a lot of work for the oil industry, cutting seismic lines, building roads and oil rig sites, and carting crude oil down to Broome. I was there on and off from 1984 - 1990.

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Oct 1, 2016 14:42:05 GMT 7

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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 1, 2016 14:42:05 GMT 7

I know there are some strange deviant types out there, live and let live and all that crap.

We have guys who have sex with horses, dogs and dolphins, never heard of anyone getting their rocks off with a spider, but I dont doubt it can happen.

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Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Oct 1, 2016 21:16:27 GMT 7

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Oct 1, 2016 12:25:13 GMT 7 @micksaraphee said:

The biggest redbacks I ever saw were in our workshop in Derby. They were huge, big fat disgusting things. I think they actually thrived on the poison spray we drenched them in daily.

I worked for an earthmoving/trucking company based in Derby. We did a lot of work for the oil industry, cutting seismic lines, building roads and oil rig sites, and carting crude oil down to Broome. I was there on and off from 1984 - 1990.

Mick, do a google images search for, camel spiders, these effers can grow up to 12 inches, scare the shit out of me.

When the lads were doing a pre flight check, they were warned, look out for camel spiders, snakes and scorpions, you would be amazed at what can get into an undercarriage bay.

Another story, about the Yank Tanks, American cars, you turn on the ignition, the engine fan comes on straight away, cats would make a habit of sleeping in the engine bay, car fired up and tail chopped off by the fan, at best.
Some of the mangled messes I have seen, never mind pay a TCN,(Third Country National, usually from Pakistan or Bangladesh) the equivalent for $1 to clear up the mess.

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	Australian man's penis bitten by spider for the second time Oct 3, 2016 9:49:26 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 9:49:26 GMT 7 ^ Eff me ! They even have their own website ! Please don't introduce them to Oz, we have enough creepy-crawlies as it is ! Oz flag 2 www.camel-spiders.net/