Was shopping today and for once my wife was actually with me. Usually we lose each other within minutes and then phone to meet up again.
I was in my usual sardonic mood. Wife was accosted.
Some ugly, botox, make up coated face, female jumped out at us as we walked passed one of those countless clinics, face rejuvenation, skin tuck, whatever places.
I turned and in Thai, asked if she was saying my wife was not beautiful?
"And you look like a plastic blow up doll. Thanks for making my day,".
Thought wife would be furious, but surprise, went into fits of laughter.
Next, I wanted some shoes and insist on leather.
Good time to buy, January, sales.
Found a pair I liked.
The sales girl said they made me look very handsome. 
"Are you sure it's the shoes that make me look handsome or am I handsome?
Careful with your answer,".
She got it straight away, amazing.
"Well , the shoes fit you and look fine,".
"Am I handsome or the shoes?".
"The shoes,".
"Done, I buy, you get A plus,".
Even more laughter.
Can be fun shopping at Seacon.