Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 12:32:34 GMT 7
I have just found the best movie review ever, on one of my torrent sites. This guy does not hold back, he is honest and ferocious at the same time.
A bit like the blether, in fact.
The poor, unfortunate movie is called "Valley of Ditches" and by the sound of it, it belongs in a ditch -
..............."I wouldn't tie my dog down in front of my TV and make it watch this movie"..............
A bit like the blether, in fact.
The poor, unfortunate movie is called "Valley of Ditches" and by the sound of it, it belongs in a ditch -
I'm sure this comes as no surprise to many of you already but let's make it official. This movie is a piece of garbage.
In an interview, Lang (co-writer, producer) said the movie was made on a budget of $35,000. The other co-writer (Tadisco) was the starring female role. These two idiots thought they could make a movie worth watching. This movie is a psycho/horror category of movie with nothing whatsoever to offer the public in the way of entertainment.
Let's say you wanted to buy this movie. Where would you go to find such a piece of crap? You wouldn't find it at Walmart or any decent video store. You might find it in the 10 for a dollar bin at the Dollar Store maybe.
You know members, I'm all for uploaders giving us freebies. I have to ask myself why in earth would an uploader worth his salt take his time and waste ours by uploading this. This goes to show you that uploaders get off by increasing their numbers and they don't give two hoots to a holler about what it is they are pushing on us.
I wouldn't tie my dog down in front of my TV and make it watch this movie. This is the worst movie I've seen in a long while and if uploaders want me to give thanks for their uploads, then stop putting this garbage out there for ET members to download. You insult our intelligence if you think anybody in their right god given mind would find this movie entertaining. Boo to the uploader and my rating is: 0 out of 10. I only wish I could rate the uploader at the same time I rate this movie. Oh well, I need to take a leak and maybe I'll feel better when I'm done.
In an interview, Lang (co-writer, producer) said the movie was made on a budget of $35,000. The other co-writer (Tadisco) was the starring female role. These two idiots thought they could make a movie worth watching. This movie is a psycho/horror category of movie with nothing whatsoever to offer the public in the way of entertainment.
Let's say you wanted to buy this movie. Where would you go to find such a piece of crap? You wouldn't find it at Walmart or any decent video store. You might find it in the 10 for a dollar bin at the Dollar Store maybe.
You know members, I'm all for uploaders giving us freebies. I have to ask myself why in earth would an uploader worth his salt take his time and waste ours by uploading this. This goes to show you that uploaders get off by increasing their numbers and they don't give two hoots to a holler about what it is they are pushing on us.
I wouldn't tie my dog down in front of my TV and make it watch this movie. This is the worst movie I've seen in a long while and if uploaders want me to give thanks for their uploads, then stop putting this garbage out there for ET members to download. You insult our intelligence if you think anybody in their right god given mind would find this movie entertaining. Boo to the uploader and my rating is: 0 out of 10. I only wish I could rate the uploader at the same time I rate this movie. Oh well, I need to take a leak and maybe I'll feel better when I'm done.
..............."I wouldn't tie my dog down in front of my TV and make it watch this movie"..............
