1) sewer beach Key Biscayne - nude beach (when I was very young)

it was next to a sewer plant (out of sight) on the Key and I was able to convince a beautiful young woman I was going out with at the time to go. She was bold and knew she was good looking so it wasn’t a problem.

I think we only visited the beach twice. I wasn’t going out with her very long and I wouldn’t think about asking many women/any woman after her to go.

I didn’t remove my suit/shorts,.she removed hers

2) shark diving in the Bahamas (last year)

diving into an area where the sharks were waiting for us. It was spooky at first. Some of these sharks were large and we were told Not to extend our arms while they were feeding.

I have some pretty good pictures while they were feeding. Here’s a short video of a very few waiting for feeding time.

Wearing nothing under your kilt I can accept, but exposing your hairy bum to innocent people goes too far 

PS shaving your bum wouldn't improve matters, IMHO. Some may have a different opinion on this though