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Post by rott on Oct 31, 2022 22:03:27 GMT 7
Firk me he's posting again, this must mean that the SNP controlled logistics in the misty Isles have mislaid the Laos khao and the Buckies.
He's due back soon, hope he brings some <duck>in cheese this time.
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Post by rott on Oct 31, 2022 22:08:50 GMT 7
In my early teens a bus to school usually stopped at traffic lights outside this place. I got a good view from the upper deck: I'd wondered about the part that I'd assumed was pronounced "crispy anus". It was only years later that I heard that some gay men choose not to wash their behinds after defecation, leaving crispy bits to provide additional stimulation for their lovers. Obviously Englishman do not do this sort of thing, but can any of the others validate this strange theory.
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Post by smokie36 on Oct 31, 2022 22:40:21 GMT 7
Firk me he's posting again, this must mean that the SNP controlled logistics in the misty Isles have mislaid the Laos khao and the Buckies. He's due back soon, hope he brings some <duck>in cheese this time. Can be arranged rott...just PM me.
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Post by rubl on Nov 1, 2022 7:41:50 GMT 7
In my early teens a bus to school usually stopped at traffic lights outside this place. I got a good view from the upper deck: I'd wondered about the part that I'd assumed was pronounced "crispy anus". It was only years later that I heard that some gay men choose not to wash their behinds after defecation, leaving crispy bits to provide additional stimulation for their lovers. Obviously Englishman do not do this sort of thing, but can any of the others validate this strange theory. Validate? Just reading your question already drove me to
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Post by chiangmai on Nov 1, 2022 7:51:11 GMT 7
In my early teens a bus to school usually stopped at traffic lights outside this place. I got a good view from the upper deck: I'd wondered about the part that I'd assumed was pronounced "crispy anus". It was only years later that I heard that some gay men choose not to wash their behinds after defecation, leaving crispy bits to provide additional stimulation for their lovers. Obviously Englishman do not do this sort of thing, but can any of the others validate this strange theory. I don't regard myself as a prude in any way but the theory that you want to validate is one of the more repugnant things I've read anywhere, ever. Which of course was the purpose of posting it in the first place, to shock and to gain attention.....it's completely void of any semblance of class, decency or intelligence.
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Post by rott on Nov 1, 2022 8:31:49 GMT 7
Well two bollockings is a decent start to the day, I'll go off for my coffee now. I've changed to mocha, their other is getting too bitter for me. With luck I'll be able to get a Post, nearly effed up the one star sudoku yesterday.
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Post by TTFT on Nov 1, 2022 9:28:52 GMT 7
Firk me he's posting again, this must mean that the SNP controlled logistics in the misty Isles have mislaid the Laos khao and the Buckies. He's due back soon, hope he brings some <duck>in cheese this time.
He brings me Shropshire Blue but it does cost me a few beers and I inevitably end up having to make excuses up to the wife about how I have lost my wallet this time. Strange thing is, I only ever lose my wallet when the Smokes is in town.
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Post by TTFT on Nov 1, 2022 9:31:22 GMT 7
Firk me he's posting again, this must mean that the SNP controlled logistics in the misty Isles have mislaid the Laos khao and the Buckies. He's due back soon, hope he brings some <duck>in cheese this time.
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 1, 2022 23:37:27 GMT 7
Firk me he's posting again, this must mean that the SNP controlled logistics in the misty Isles have mislaid the Laos khao and the Buckies. He's due back soon, hope he brings some <duck>in cheese this time.
He brings me Shropshire Blue but it does cost me a few beers and I inevitably end up having to make excuses up to the wife about how I have lost my wallet this time. Strange thing is, I only ever lose my wallet when the Smokes is in town.
It wisnae me man...I'm no Spud likesay!
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 1, 2022 23:39:03 GMT 7
I use my bidet every day.
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Post by chiangmai on Nov 2, 2022 7:35:43 GMT 7
I use my bidet every day. Goldfish?
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Post by rott on Nov 2, 2022 7:42:18 GMT 7
I use my bidet every day. Ronnie no mates.
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Post by tigerfish on Nov 2, 2022 10:21:06 GMT 7
Some interesting point(s) to ponder... What do you think of the new British Indian Prime Minister (Rishi Sunak) in the UK? He’s not Indian, he’s British. He was UK born and lives in the Uk, and that’s all we need to know. Boris Johnson was apparently of Turkish stock, but nobody asked “What do you think of the new British Turkish Prime Minister (Boris Johnson) in the UK?” If you’re unhappy because he’s brown, not white, then ask that question. Otherwise, stop trying to cause mischief. Oh, and let us not forget Dizzy or Disraeli, four by two stock. He didn't serve the county badly at all. I don't like him because he is a tory <theduck>. God help us ! Wouldn't trust the string of p**s as far as i could throw him. Ex Goldman Sachs, tells you everything you need to know. All he will do is ponder to the private sector, bankers and anyone else who belongs to the dodgy handshake club.
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Post by rubl on Nov 2, 2022 10:45:32 GMT 7
I use my bidet every day. I'm hesitant to say on this public forum with so many fools, ehm, I mean interesting people, that I prefer the bum gun
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Post by rott on Nov 2, 2022 20:47:09 GMT 7
No wonder that neither of you can keep a boyfriend.
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