Good as any:

Or maybe this,

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

^^^^ the point is, it doesnt matter, its the one who will have to endure it that matters.

Thankfully in Bkk we dont have to endure those upcountry 7 day wakes, gambling, luk tung singers and poxy coyote dancers, speakers that would do a motorhead concert proud going from dusk til dawn, freeloaders rocking up with a manky 20 baht note thinking they can eat and drink as much as they want.

Funerals in Bkk are way more dignified.

^^^ what will p**s them off even more, I aint picking up the tab.

Told the mrs already, she can have my gold teeth ripped out, they should cover the cost.

^^^ great stuff, hope you have left them enough money for a good old proper send off.

I have been to enough of these events in Bkk and know what the costs involved are, they are nothing like what the dumb farang upcountry is being hit up for.

Putting on shows of (non existant) wealth to try and gain face and status, not for me.

Just put me on the back of one of those boats on the klong san saeb and set fire to it, its all bio degradable, the fish can eat whats left.

Rgs, everything you write on death is not as an atheist.It is as if you are floating above as some spirit gloating.
That "Ain't me babe,".