Newsflashy - newsflashy - newsflashy

It is with sadness that I have to report the demise of our dear, befuzzled Bleth. Rumours of self-destruct are incorrect, a good Christian doesn't do that. More likely is some illness which he might have caught in South America, the Cuban Libre fever, or so. He will be sorely missed.

On a more positive note, I'm checking with Ladbrokes how much I won

Since theBleth is known to them they may insist on a wake of a week or two as Bleth has the nasty habit of raising up again, phoenix like. No wonder some would bury people with a stake through the heart and stones on the corpse, just to be sure 

Tongue-in-cheeky