TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Mar 18, 2021 7:23:45 GMT 7
Someone sent a link to me this morning and I nearly choked on my morning coffee. I couldn't find anywhere relevant to share this pic, so I have created this thread.
Please feel free to add to the thread.
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Mar 19, 2021 2:17:23 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Mar 19, 2021 6:28:56 GMT 7
Not sick, but it gave me a giggle.
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Mar 19, 2021 7:00:09 GMT 7
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Mar 19, 2021 7:13:52 GMT 7
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Post by TTFT on Mar 22, 2021 8:35:11 GMT 7
Not so sick but it did put a smile on my watch face.
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Mar 22, 2021 10:26:16 GMT 7
A teacher in class notices a little puddle below Suzie's chair. "Ah, Suzie, why didn't you put your hand up?" "I did, Miss, but it just ran through me frecking fingers."
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Mar 22, 2021 10:28:05 GMT 7
In the indian last night when the waiter came over and said,"Curry ok sir", I said ok one song then Freck off
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Mar 22, 2021 14:53:39 GMT 7
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Post by TTFT on Mar 22, 2021 15:36:02 GMT 7
What has getting your girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car got in common?
Both problems can be easily fixed with a coat hanger
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Mar 22, 2021 16:27:38 GMT 7
Not sick or funny, but I'll put it here anyway. Those brown things in the photo are spiders trying to escape the rain here in Qld.
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Mar 23, 2021 7:16:37 GMT 7
A woman brings 8 year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her 8 year old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her frecking appendix out!"
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Mar 23, 2021 13:40:35 GMT 7
TTFT's Gofundme page:
Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Please give just a small donation of 2 pounds and we will send you the video it's frecking hilarious!!!
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Mar 23, 2021 22:11:15 GMT 7
Shitty shitty bang bang.
Come up with a title like that in 2021 and a cast like that and you'd be crucified.
PS loosely based on a script by 17F
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Mar 24, 2021 8:15:11 GMT 7
I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance." Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought, "freck it. I could win that!"
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