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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2015 21:31:17 GMT 7
David has a nice designer beard.
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Post by onionluke on Nov 19, 2015 21:41:30 GMT 7
David has a nice designer beard. I agree and he has bearddressers and stuff like that 。 I am a few years older than david but my beard is only a convenience . When I get home I shave to show my boyish good looks and don't scratch my loved ones face when kidding them goodnight.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2015 21:46:20 GMT 7
Massage some Pantene hair conditioner into your beard, mixed with an egg yolk and some olive oil, leave for 3 mins before rinsing. Takes away that itchy & scratchy feel and your loved ones will be caressed by your soft follicles as they are being kissed goodnight.
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Post by onionluke on Nov 19, 2015 22:14:20 GMT 7
ha ha, used tae spike my hair with egg whites way back, olive oil is brill though
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2015 8:45:39 GMT 7
Egg whites in your hair? Wouldn't that attract insects?
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Post by onionluke on Nov 20, 2015 11:11:28 GMT 7
Egg whites in your hair? Wouldn't that attract insects? very possibley
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 20, 2015 15:34:06 GMT 7
Getting back on topic briefly...what's to see in Macau?
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Post by onionluke on Nov 20, 2015 16:42:17 GMT 7
There is a nice terrace in coloane village with a cafe restaurant where you can sit outside under the arches , fairly resonably priced too.You can have chorizos and sardines with plonk. Also in that square is an old chapel, the best bit about the chapel is the poster cabinet at the door with paintings of white hippy jesus playing the guitar and so on. There is a nice walk over on macau side that starts with a cable car ride over some nice gardens then yoi can mosy up through the park to the light house, nice view. My TVF avatar is the door latch to that light house funnily enough. If you descend by the road you can find the thai restaurants dotted around the wet market. The fortress and ruins that house the museum are worth a look. Taipa has horse racing and irish bar across the road 。 Thats my weekday local .Macau side has a bar strip and MP3 is the most notable one because it has pole dancers. D2 is the club to go to。 You could spend a day wandering around the cotai strip , studio city is the newest one with loads of tack to see, it is quite a sight the huge gambling floors. Venetian is a good choice but if you want to get away from the crowds just walk out and cross the road past the PLA barracks into old Taipa, there is the taverna and loads of resaurants. I can feel a map formulating on my heid
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Post by me on Nov 20, 2015 17:02:40 GMT 7
Getting back on topic briefly...what's to see in Macau? Gangstars casinos casino girls
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Post by onionluke on Nov 20, 2015 18:57:41 GMT 7
Here are two maps with some pointers that might save you time . The currency is Pataca MOP . They also use HK dollar . The MOP is worthless once you leave macau. It is better to buy MOP or take MOP from the ATM because if you give a vendor HK dollars they will give you change in MOP every time. All prices are equal MOP = HK$. But 100 HK$ = 103 MOP The airport rates are a rip off so if you cant get MOP( im pretty certain you cant) before you arrive have a couple of thousand HK$ for getting about at first. If you buy wine put it in your check in baggage or the gloaty customs men will take it from you . I used to buy cartons of plonk because the customs men in BK don't know what they are when they x-ray your bags . Just more food stuffs to them along with the olives and chorizos and those goodies. Taxi drivers can be knob heads and rfuse your fayre but they are cheapish and macau is so small you can be anywhere in half an hour. The casinos put on free buses too.
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 21, 2015 2:24:36 GMT 7
This place sounds great...get p**sed day and night and never half an hour from home.
i might need a fake moustache and glasses to escape herr gestapo however....
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