siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Apr 23, 2015 13:50:09 GMT 7
Ooooh yes.A sausage roll followed by a spotted dick with cream would be divine.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 23, 2015 13:53:18 GMT 7
The ladyboy replied, I no smoke ka
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songhua
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Post by songhua on Apr 23, 2015 13:53:39 GMT 7
'Oh My God! Heew kha.'
'You're hungry?'
'No kha. Heew from my shoe ... still on songthaew'
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 23, 2015 17:44:03 GMT 7
But the songthaews gonharrea,oh what else can go go wrong,i will buy you new shoes if you will be true,and ditch,the fat smelly russian.
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pgrahmm
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 23, 2015 20:10:28 GMT 7
The Russian didn't seem to take offence because he knew he smelled Russian.....always had been that way and always would stay that way.....Vodka enhanced he loved how a crowd parted when he walked through....and right now in his bleary state of mind that sexy lady with the husky voice and big hands and feet were turning him on......especially now without shoes....that blood red toe nail polish really _________________
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 23, 2015 20:54:03 GMT 7
They then sat with his pals,at a bar called,"stalin',alas there where no gals,and the shim,started to get restless,he showed it a photo of Putin,
"this our leader of russia,Putin" he told her/him /it.
"yes ,but we hab go back room if you want to put it in " she/he it answered
"okay ,but go 7/11 first" replied Boris.
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songhua
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Post by songhua on Apr 23, 2015 21:18:36 GMT 7
'Ok, we go sewen firt', said the ladyboy. 'Can buy everything at sewen'
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 21:27:56 GMT 7
Boris gave her 10,000 baht and asked her/him it to get him a packet of radioactive polonium
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songhua
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Post by songhua on Apr 23, 2015 21:32:23 GMT 7
'Wave mai?', the pretty girl asked ......
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 23, 2015 21:36:31 GMT 7
Mai tong, riap roy laew, the baht bus queen replied
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 23, 2015 21:39:46 GMT 7
"condo" the russian replied.
"my pen lai,no need i not hav then aids"
"okay good,i not like',after he pulls out
"no only hab the sipilis and the go awaya"
PATTAYA TIMES
next morning;RTP hunt russian sex killer,Tat announce tourist arrivals over 50 billion,due to alien planet,picking up their new promotion,Nasa stunned a spokesman said
"don't know how these guys have done it but they have,underwater Alien weddings.in the lotus pond on elephant back,they are coming from all over the galaxy" Tat,projected Alien arrivals,to surpass the chinese,
"we are not sure of their toilet needs,but it could not be worse,than the chinese", spokesman Somchai wongbat said,also advising they stay away from driving on Thai roads"it could be more deadly than crossing the galaxy,or even a black hole'
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songhua
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Post by songhua on Apr 23, 2015 21:43:37 GMT 7
Police Captain Konyai rushed to the scene but was unable to recover any evidence other than two condoms and a half-empty pack of LM Blue.
'We believe the suspect has fled to Soi Welcome in Jomtien and we will arrest him in thirty days', he told reporters ....
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 23, 2015 22:24:44 GMT 7
Looks like an obvious case of suicide to me said Sgt Somchai, him lub her to mutt, him not want go home to where the buffalo roam, Thailand hab lady suay mak mak.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 24, 2015 14:48:36 GMT 7
Just then her 'brother' appeared clutching an insurance policy
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thaddeus
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Post by thaddeus on Apr 24, 2015 15:38:02 GMT 7
a bunch of grapes, a baguette and cheese ''it's going to be a long day'' he said.
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