But the biker from soi grindhouse said sorry, lycra is so yesterday, when asked about Cosplay he denied any knowledge, pasat thai plair wa arai he asked (what does this mean in Thai), but his thick Russian accent was more than Somboon the local movie producer could understand, poot pasat yippun ben mai (can you speak Japanese?) but our reluctant hero didnt understand the word, bukkake, he ferked off to some local somchai 30 baht stuff yer face on pla ra bufet, but still no free wifi, where can a pikey get free wifi he shouted, i am not a freeloading Romanian just coming to the UK for benefits, why am I being discrimated against for believing in genital mutilation, doesnt Nigel Farage know I am personal friends with her holiness queen soon to be annointed saviour of the world Hilary.....