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Post by siampolee on Apr 24, 2015 15:48:01 GMT 7
Oh where are you considering putting that baguette my dear?
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Post by SirToad on Apr 24, 2015 15:57:38 GMT 7
"I believe there will be a celebration in Bann Rhek Tum", said Somchai
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Post by siampolee on Apr 24, 2015 16:01:07 GMT 7
Oooh a cheese and ''whine'' party if it's a crusty knobbly hard baguette.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 24, 2015 16:09:00 GMT 7
"looks like time for Ben Dover to arrive" said Somchai
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Post by siampolee on Apr 24, 2015 17:05:16 GMT 7
''Oooh!!! Somchia, that's a funny place to have an eye patch.'' said Ben Dover
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Post by songhua on Apr 24, 2015 18:16:37 GMT 7
'Well it gets a little watery sometimes' replied Somchai .....
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 24, 2015 20:39:22 GMT 7
Detective Sargent Ben Dover of Scotland yard awoke,the next morning a little groggy and sore,it had been his first night in Pattaya,indeed in Thailand.he remembered little of the previous night,but was more than a little disturbed by the groaning noises coming through the wall from the adjacent room,after a luke warm shower,he shuffelled downstairs for his 99 baht breakfast,out of the corner,of his eye,as he ate he spotted two suspicious characters,one a middle aged man,but dressed in a La Gansta style,with CH,printed on the back of his ,hoodie,the other a gaunt looking ,rake thin man clad in Lycra,his arms tensed,trying to show off non exsistent muscles,a third man entered,dressed like Oliver Cromwell clutching a bible,then conffered for a while Ben smiled ,he had his first lead.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 24, 2015 21:15:21 GMT 7
Meanwhile the baht bus from Jomtien was delayed, some fat knacker 300 lb + seppo who was taking up two seats but wanted to pay for only one coz he is a kee niaw type was ejected from the bus by some burly Russian types.
He was last heard muttering how can I get to Sizzler to stuff my face on Wed night at the cheap charlie farang kee nok night.
The burly Russian types were given a standing ovation for doing the christian thing and off loading this wastrel, who was last seen heading in the dirsction of Jomtien police box waving an American pasport and claiming to have contacts with Hilary Clinton and Queen Nancy, and wanting diplomatic immunity.
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 24, 2015 22:41:55 GMT 7
Ben bumped into this guy,as he stepped out of hotel,and,decided,to follow him,maybe they could be involved with the unsavory characters ,he had seen while he devoured his 99 b ,breakfast.
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 24, 2015 22:43:31 GMT 7
As he walked down a narrow soi,he saw a bike...
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 24, 2015 23:38:44 GMT 7
The soi biker was wearing sexy spandex, the soi pikey dissappeared when asked to prove his credentials.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 25, 2015 7:18:31 GMT 7
"How dare ye question me, sinner" boomed The Bikey, as he scuttled off up his Ivory Tower
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 25, 2015 8:14:41 GMT 7
Ben was dazed at the arrogance of this person.....obviously badly bred and maladjusted human being....but there was something oddly familiar about him - from another board???
Through his haze he kind of remembered a soi he walked last night....and a husky voiced lady touching his crotch and calling him Big Ben at the stroke of midnight....maybe he could find that place again....
Time for another investgation......
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Post by thaddeus on Apr 25, 2015 11:43:23 GMT 7
On the third stroke he heard a voice telling him that it was well past breakfast, even an all day one, and a thought struck him ''what ever did happen to Tim?''
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Post by markokokprong on Apr 25, 2015 18:45:12 GMT 7
,After the third stroke,Ben awoke on his second day,his arse,felt like it had had a jousting stick up it,he staggered to the bathroom,that Chang beer,had given a head like a rotting pumpkin,as he entered the bathroom,he saw a strapping pair of legs,a muscular,back and long black hair,
"who are you" he asked.
"oh herro,i am Porn,how are you today" the girl said,only it was not a girl,a slonger,that would have put slong Terry to shame dangled there,massive breasts,almost knocked him down.
"what the hell..."
"oh darkling ,you no remember las night,i give you good,boomsing,and smoking" Porn said pouting.
"what,i no,what are you talking about,this is rubbish,lies" Ben gasped.
"look from the bed,isee two use condom" Porn stated.
Ben looked over and to his horror it was true,he grabbed Porn around the throat,
"who put you up to this" he demanded.
"oh,solly,the man ,he lib,in the tower,he name i not know,but look same mafia america" Porn stuttered.
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