OlPhatHo
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 20, 2015 14:13:51 GMT 7
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 20, 2015 14:14:59 GMT 7
Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.
- Leonardo da Vinci
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 20, 2015 14:16:14 GMT 7
Richard Nixon was the best thing that ever happened to journalism. I mean this guy was wonderful. Just when you thought he could get no worse, he got worse. P. J. O'Rourke
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 20, 2015 14:17:26 GMT 7
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
- Cale Yarborough...racecar driver
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 20, 2015 14:18:39 GMT 7
There's a Genius in all of us. -Albert Einstein
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Post by tolsti on Apr 21, 2015 10:18:01 GMT 7
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
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Post by siampolee on Apr 21, 2015 10:25:26 GMT 7
The classic being when one see's someone bowled over by a passing motorcycle here on the pavement (sidewalk to our colonial friends) we go to the victim and the first question being,
''ARE YOU ALRIGHT?''
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 12:30:14 GMT 7
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough...racecar driver This is great. 555 'Money is the best deodorant'.... Elizabeth Taylor.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 12:41:57 GMT 7
“A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.” ― Steven Pressfield, The Virtues of War: A Novel of Alexander the Great
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 12:48:06 GMT 7
“Just relax and breathe through your ass.” ― Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 8:36:50 GMT 7
“Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about.”
― Harry G. Frankfurt, On Bullshit
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Post by siampolee on Apr 23, 2015 8:40:31 GMT 7
Mayor of Hiroshima
What was that bang?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 8:43:45 GMT 7
'Where did all these effing Indians come from?' -Custer.
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 12:51:55 GMT 7
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 12:53:06 GMT 7
Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff? George Carlin
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