Great Sayings

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 23, 2015 12:55:13 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 12:55:13 GMT 7 The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 23, 2015 12:55:55 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 12:55:55 GMT 7 “The planet is fine. The people are <duck>ed.” ― George Carlin
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 23, 2015 12:56:58 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 12:56:58 GMT 7 "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions." George Carlin
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 23, 2015 12:58:31 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 12:58:31 GMT 7 "The future will soon be a thing of the past." George Carlin
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 23, 2015 12:59:31 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 12:59:31 GMT 7 "The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice." George Carlin
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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Great Sayings Apr 23, 2015 13:01:14 GMT 7

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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 13:01:14 GMT 7

“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
― George Carlin

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 23, 2015 13:02:16 GMT 7 SirToad and thaddeus like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 23, 2015 13:02:16 GMT 7 “Meow” means “woof” in cat.” ― George Carlin
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Phil Crazy Mango Where's the Nags Head gone? Posts: 647 Likes: 163	Great Sayings Apr 24, 2015 11:07:37 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Phil on Apr 24, 2015 11:07:37 GMT 7 "what's that dear, it looks like it's been eaten once"

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 24, 2015 12:23:00 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 24, 2015 12:23:00 GMT 7 "There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad." Salvador Dali
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 24, 2015 12:24:18 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 24, 2015 12:24:18 GMT 7 " Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali." Salvador Dali
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 24, 2015 12:25:28 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 24, 2015 12:25:28 GMT 7 " Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care." Jimmy Buffett
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 24, 2015 12:26:09 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 24, 2015 12:26:09 GMT 7 " We are the people our parents warned us about." Jimmy Buffett
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

siampolee Detective Alive alive O Posts: 14,464 Likes: 9,309	Great Sayings Apr 24, 2015 12:27:36 GMT 7 OlPhatHo likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by siampolee on Apr 24, 2015 12:27:36 GMT 7 I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. Spike Milligan.
	Socialism will never take root in the UK because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 24, 2015 12:28:29 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 24, 2015 12:28:29 GMT 7 "Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies." Jimmy Buffett
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

OlPhatHo Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 1,581 Likes: 542	Great Sayings Apr 24, 2015 12:30:44 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 24, 2015 12:30:44 GMT 7 "I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police." Keith Richards
	If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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