Phil
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Post by Phil on Apr 15, 2015 21:12:01 GMT 7
The Great Lao-Tzu said:
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 21:14:12 GMT 7
...and never use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 21:18:24 GMT 7
You can pick your friends and pick your nose, but can't pick your friend's nose....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 21:35:45 GMT 7
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women” Groucho Marx.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 21:39:13 GMT 7
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women” Groucho Marx. Wisdom... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 21:42:00 GMT 7
“In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.” Coco Chanel
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 21:57:21 GMT 7
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
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Phil
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Post by Phil on Apr 15, 2015 22:50:26 GMT 7
“Those most hopelessly enslaved are those who falsely believe they are free” Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Post by cc1 on Apr 16, 2015 6:19:55 GMT 7
The last beer yesterday must been off- headaches. By cc1
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Post by Johnny on Apr 16, 2015 6:35:34 GMT 7
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
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Post by bbaker on Apr 16, 2015 8:19:43 GMT 7
You can pick your friends and pick your nose, but can't pick your friend's nose.... If you get to pick your own nose, why in the heck did you pick that one,  . 555 |
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Phil
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Post by Phil on Apr 16, 2015 10:40:12 GMT 7
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual… I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women".
Bernard Manning
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Post by siampolee on Apr 16, 2015 10:49:37 GMT 7
“I drink to separate my body from my soul.”
― Oscar Wilde
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2015 13:37:00 GMT 7
'If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.'
Charles Bukowski
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 16, 2015 13:44:44 GMT 7
"The illegal we do today. The unconstitutional takes a while longer."
SecState Henry Kissinger when asked about the upcoming bombing
of Cambodia.
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