" I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was."
Keith Richards

'' the only reason I would kick her out of bed is so I could fnck her on the floor''

can i have a match please your lordship
Whatever for
I want too light ma smoke sir
a match you say,your face ,my arse.
Oh the good old days,when the scum knew their place.

Hmmmm the deadline to knock the house down before the deadline to knock the Earth down must have whooded straight past him.

"For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while."
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"We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it."
---Douglas Adams @ University of Southern California Santa Barbara 2001