The Nurse (Mrs C) walked in after reading the report and exclaimed......This isn't my husband!!!!!!! All the while thinking - too bad he's missing his scrotum - it would have been a trade up.....Hmmmm Might still be.....But that's his shirt and looks like his favorite pom poms.....

Now the question was_____________?

The greek man's wife called the police.They showed up about 4 hours later,smelling of whisky,and their tight brown shirts bulging out under the weight of their lenghty seafood meal{4 hours].
Sergant Pongyupathupatihasasaput interrogeatted the victim.
"what happen you,why you come Thailand,were you visa<you have for pay" he yelled at the deballed ,helpless man from the peloponesse.
"the guy from Tesco <Khon Kaen" was all the man could utter,until he lapsed back into uncounciusness. After a few selfies with him the Police left the scene.

Which could possibly end up in the cow tom next morning.

And fell right into a venders fermented food....smelled and looked like sh!t with his arm stuck to the elbow in his purple lycra speedo shorts and what looked suspiciously to be a bra strap protruding out of his shirt collar of his powder blue shirt .....He lifted his arm and his voice went up 2 octaves.....

Muttered something about the driver of the baht truck should have stopped faster because HE wanted to make a left turn on his bicycle....

He yelled at everyone beating them down with his words that had nothing to do with events/subject at hand.....

He promptly left muttering something about his beloved bicycle.....As he turned many observers wondered if his bike had a seat and if he always wore a thong......He left quickly as he had to find his bicycle and his nuts twisted in his purple shorts reminded him of his farang wife.....

As he was leaving a thoroughly p**sed off drunk duck smoking a cigar kicked him for being such a pu$$y......

Meanwhile______________

But - Superman arrived telling Batman not to waste his time here as they had a busy publicity tour schedule promo-ing their upcoming Superman versus Batman flick.....Batman agreed - said he really only came to town for a soapy.......and left......time to go back to Gotham....after his soapy......

Ys and Ch,jt was scared and rightly so,as Ch towered over him with his gansta hoodie,ys ,well his black cloak and solemn looks,sent jt all a quiver.
"it seems you have made a mistake" Ch boomed in a deep baritone,but with strains of Barrymore mixed in.
"yes,yes i have ,can you help me ,have you good sirs not done the same once",he pleaded.
"never" Ch sneered,and slapped him.
"oh i second that my dark Lord carped ys" fawning around.
"drag him to the ivory tower,so he may better see" hissed the hooded man

Then he remembered a voice from his past, gambling only pays when you are winning, he checked the paper to see if he had got two numbers hi or low, but some shyster had offered him a New York minute, there was no Starbucks nearby for our freeloading wifi hugger to seek advice on some other forum......