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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2015 16:40:04 GMT 7
But the guy was a baht bus driver...........
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 26, 2015 16:44:33 GMT 7
and offered to let him sit for free in the cab in front rather than with the farang riff raff in the back.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 26, 2015 16:45:55 GMT 7
"lets drink Chang and i'll let you hide the salami" ssid Somchai
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 26, 2015 16:47:15 GMT 7
only if you are paying was the reply from our seasoned expat.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2015 16:49:35 GMT 7
and will take off my pink dress and wear flip flops, tank top and white shorts....
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 26, 2015 17:06:39 GMT 7
You shall be my May Queen and you shall go to the ball replied Somchai, with a look of anticipation in his eyes and a wicked smile crossed his face as he licked his lips.
His fetid breath reeked of cheap whisky and stale cigarettes, he reached over to grab our hapless hero and nearly strangled him as a collection of amulets wrapped themselves round his neck.
Be off with you shouted our hero and quickly exited the baht bus.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2015 17:08:44 GMT 7
but left the driver behind...........
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 26, 2015 17:13:08 GMT 7
He quickly summoned a motorcycle taxi to flee the scene, he was all in a tizzy and couldnt think straight, his knees were trembling, he forgot his token Thai and for some unknown reason offered to pay 2,000 baht instead of two hundred back to Jomtien.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 26, 2015 17:20:55 GMT 7
On arrival to his condo, he beat furiously onto his keyboatd about the injustice he had received to his adoring acolytes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2015 17:21:54 GMT 7
but he only had his five baht saving in his pocket, what would happen at his destination............ ???
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 26, 2015 20:40:13 GMT 7
When he arrived he stopped at the first bar he saw to ask for directions to the nearest ATM....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2015 20:46:05 GMT 7
He couldn't find a farang (ATM) so he just ran for it and hoped for the best, but he tripped and fell, looking up he saw a tribe of baht bus drivers snarling at him.........."OK, I give up, I will never wear a pink dress on your buses again", with that all hell let loose and...........
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 26, 2015 20:48:16 GMT 7
The drivers ripped his dress to shreds....leaving him___________
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Post by SirToad on Apr 26, 2015 20:49:19 GMT 7
Naked, and sobbing....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2015 20:55:11 GMT 7
With the sight of JT's nakedness they all buggered of to vomit..........He had another life, which got even more complicated as you will read..............
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