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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 26, 2015 22:25:37 GMT 7
Yes at that point he clicked his glass slippers together and headed off down the yellow brick soi known as walking street, where further adventures awaited......
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 27, 2015 9:22:36 GMT 7
Muttering/thinking - there's bars here that cater to everything I'll look until I find my type......He/she went into a nondescript looking bar ..... strolled inside - and was shocked to see______________
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 9:55:54 GMT 7
Metisdead dressed up as a Duck....... ???
...........cuddling what looked like a...........
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 27, 2015 10:04:10 GMT 7
Small Greek male doll?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 10:14:00 GMT 7
Hmmmmmmm, it seems it was one of those Internet forum members meet ups, I wonder who else will turn up dressed in their kinky attire...............Then there was a loud BANG..........
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Post by siampolee on Apr 27, 2015 10:18:34 GMT 7
He spreadeagled himself on the ground shouting ''take whatever you want'' but be careful, I am born again virgin.
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 27, 2015 10:18:50 GMT 7
But after checking - false alarm, just some weird guys bicycle tire popped out in the street ..... but how does he ride without a seat?
About then Ben ambled down the street - saw the lycra clad jerk that had yelled at him before and ____________
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Post by OlPhatHo on Apr 27, 2015 14:58:34 GMT 7
-----Jammed the lycra clad clerks bum on the seatpost, mounted him and began pedaling
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 16:03:00 GMT 7
an orgasm ensued and traffic mayhem from uncontrollable steering caused............
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Post by songhua on Apr 27, 2015 16:08:13 GMT 7
.. considerable damage to two Pegas buses and a Turkish ice-cream stall. 'Phew, what happened there?' asked the rider as he picked himself up off the ground.
'you're going to have to pay for that' someone shouted.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 16:17:24 GMT 7
The ice cream bloke shouted back...."Yes YOU"..................
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Post by songhua on Apr 27, 2015 16:19:07 GMT 7
'I' m not sure I have more than ten baht on me', said the rider nervously.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 16:28:17 GMT 7
Rubbing his backside from his cataclysmic riding experience, which meant one payment option was out of the question....... ???
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 27, 2015 17:16:51 GMT 7
He found himself in some strange part of town and wandered into a nearby beer bar seeking shelter from the storm, a semi naked young male clad only in a loin cloth and highly polished jack boots approached and asked what he wanted.
He froze and the sight of this vision of his dreams and muttered bia please in his non existent Thai, the young man replied, Bia no work here this bar for man only, but I am a friend of Dorothy he replied, I tell you already, this no lady bar, Dorothy no work here, bia no work here, get out, but I am gay he replied, the young man erupted into laughter, you big gohok, you no gay, you too fat to be gay, get out now, you scare all customer, you want I call security ka.......
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Post by pgrahmm on Apr 27, 2015 18:41:06 GMT 7
Just then.......a very p**sed off duck waddled by - oddly - with his tail feathers shaped in a "V"...
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