"I have an air conditioned garage in Lancaster Gate" squeaked the gimp in the mask

Ben was beside himself, befuddled, and confused....

The fact he had never solved a case in Scotland Yard didn't help deduce what was happening....

He'd secretly had hoped to pick up some crime solving tips by watching the Thai Police in action....

So far the only action he'd been involved in he didn't see or remember
......and his nipples hurt more than the rest of him.....

He thought he'd maybe grab a smoke out on the balcony and think this out....had he really been in bed with a 50/50 bar? What was really taking place?

Just then there was a knock at thr door.....he peeked through the spy glass and much to his amazement he saw____________________

Who the hell is this freak he thought,and yelled "go away" through the door,he threw himself on the bed,distraught,and then saw teeth marks in the pillow,
"oh God" he moaned,how the hell could this have happened.There was another knock on the door.

With a duck in his hands.

And a litre of hoi sin sauce in his other hand....

And a sore bum.

and five baht in his pocket saved by dodging heavy traffic to get to a shop undercutting the rest, the five baht really was burning a hole in his pocket, could he entice this guy with his five baht...?