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Post by nottrollinghonest on Oct 25, 2016 20:34:48 GMT 7
I know what you're all thinking. And you're right. With everything I've done on the forum these past day I was hoping you'd extend some kindness and privileges my way. I earn it and let's be frank, have it coming.
So what do you need to give me?
Well, for starters, there's quite a lot I'M ENTITLED to. Let's start the bidding with gifts. Howz about Curtainwitcher's anal virginity?
already SOLD!
fark. too late.
ok ok. there's gotta be something you worthless schmucks have to offer me for simply making this place The BEST EVER since back in a day ago.
I'm not holding my breath so let's get on with it.
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pathumseb
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Post by pathumseb on Oct 25, 2016 21:07:16 GMT 7
I could start another pasta thread, if that would help?!
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Post by nottrollinghonest on Oct 25, 2016 21:09:04 GMT 7
only if it's al dente.
which means white shiny teeth.
...i'll take your teeth.
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Post by Soutpeel on Oct 25, 2016 21:14:53 GMT 7
Anyone got any good Prego recipies ?
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Post by curtaintwitcher on Oct 25, 2016 21:16:23 GMT 7
...still evaluating your posting effort, NTH...and, FYI, anal virginity is easily recovered...and regifted...
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Post by nottrollinghonest on Oct 25, 2016 21:17:42 GMT 7
ugh.
im trying. f*cking shit im giving it a go here.
bitches
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pathumseb
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Post by pathumseb on Oct 25, 2016 21:18:42 GMT 7
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Post by nottrollinghonest on Oct 25, 2016 21:20:45 GMT 7
if there's any sauce in a can, you can bet its curtainwitcher's  |
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Post by curtaintwitcher on Oct 25, 2016 21:25:34 GMT 7
...would it were so: I could retire on the proceeds from ao's kitchen alone...
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Post by nottrollinghonest on Oct 25, 2016 21:30:06 GMT 7
i meant your can as in your arse. SHEESH is this forum chalk full of thickards.
i dont want your socks
i dont want your box
i will not have your rocks
you stinking bunch of blocks!
CRIKEY you're an educator.
im going back to blighty cheerio pip pip
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Post by MrToad on Oct 25, 2016 23:09:40 GMT 7
I am liking the jist of NTH, he seems to be quite saucy
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Post by nottrollinghonest on Oct 25, 2016 23:29:12 GMT 7
thanks. you can be my minion. i'll call you Peepers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2016 1:29:58 GMT 7
OUR forum is slow?  If you are KW from TD I have some questions ferya. If you're not just ignore me, please. I've noticed along life's long windy path, sometimes filled with surprises, sometimes with mundane lessons learned from reading psychology-based comic books and bathroom walls scribbled with illustrious words to live by and numbers to call for a good time, there appears to be two basic modes of obtaining friendship for the lonely whose wife owns the house, the china, the refre, the oven, the car, the children, and the household pets. You can be true to yourself and amass a friend base with those you share commonality, or you can throw politically motivated Prego parties, take tokes, hit beers and kiss ass til your lips go chapped. How's AO, the darling of Teak Door these days? Does he still own y'all? Are y'all still indebted to him in a pastic sort of way? Is there any way y'all could just reimburse him for the weed you smoked, beers he treated, dishes he washed for ya, electricity metered from watching footies and porn, and call it even so you wouldn't have to lick his nutsack til his last day on Earth?
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Post by smokie36 on Oct 26, 2016 2:07:53 GMT 7
I know what you're all thinking. And you're right. With everything I've done on the forum these past day I was hoping you'd extend some kindness and privileges my way. I earn it and let's be frank, have it coming. So what do you need to give me? Well, for starters, there's quite a lot I'M ENTITLED to. Let's start the bidding with gifts. Howz about Curtainwitcher's anal virginity? already SOLD! fark. too late. ok ok. there's gotta be something you worthless schmucks have to offer me for simply making this place The BEST EVER since back in a day ago. I'm not holding my breath so let's get on with it. So tell us....how does it feel to be sitting on the back seat of the bus at last? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2016 2:19:16 GMT 7
What the <duck>s a refre?
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