Another way to pass the time, if only, I live the time.

Wheres the Blether when I need him, maybe I could sell these stories to him on a commission basis for his next best seller.
Nah blether is all right in my book (no pun intended), he can have them for free.

Cuckold, lives in Pattaya, his mrs doesnt allow him to leave the house with any money,
She took him to her former place of employment and introduced him to the mamasan, he will drink all day, in the evening I will come and pay the bill.
His mrs spends her time gambling, money lending, and it is rumoured still doing short times.
Depending how drunk or how busy her time has been she will rock up at the bar from anytime between 6 and 9 in the evening, check his "bin", if there is anything on it that doesnt say bia chang, merry hell is let loose..

Fireman, his mrs was going out gambling while he went to work, brainwave, set fire to her clothes, that way she cant leave the house.
Gotta love Thai ingenuity, she invited all her friends to the house to carry on playing cards as normal.

Guesthouse, spunked his severance payment away on a guesthouse, in reality it was nothing more than a welfare project to employ his wifes idle hammock swinging family, spends all day every day on Face Ache trying to drum up custom.
His only saving grace is, his pension.

Mansion Man, story not yet complete, due to building in progress.
Quoted a figure of 15 million baht to build a 2 storey 20 room mansion upcountry to be let out to students.
20*2,000 = 40, 000 baht per month income.
For the same amont he could buy 2 houses in the UK giving a better return.

Chownah, story not yet complete, in the process of buying up worthless paddy fields in his wifes name at 500k baht per rai (yes I shyt you not).
Worthless land will give an income of about 2,000 baht per rai per year.
In order to meet immi requirments, he will need to spunk his load for about, 400 rai or 20 million baht.
As above, better to buy property in the UK.

Names and places can be given by PM.