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Post by Soutpeel on Jun 24, 2018 18:48:34 GMT 7
Uncle rubl....do you have a foreskin? Asking for a friend. Which friend ? The BBQ ? |
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Post by siampolee on Jun 24, 2018 19:02:01 GMT 7
Foreskin!!!! Biggest drawback in the jungle is an elephants foreskin.   |
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Post by rubl on Jun 24, 2018 19:52:54 GMT 7
Uncle rubl....do you have a foreskin? Asking for a friend. None of your bloody business laddie, and none of mine anymore either  |
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 24, 2018 19:54:42 GMT 7
Uncle rubl....do you have a foreskin? Asking for a friend. None of your bloody business laddie, and none of mine anymore either Classic passive aggressive Jewish answer.  |
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Post by rubl on Jun 24, 2018 19:59:59 GMT 7
^^| I'm still wondering about the 'blessed be the big noses' though  Blasphemer...." its blessed be the cheesemakers" how dare you quote our messiahs words ( JC - John Cleese) in vain...i have half mind to come down there and cut your head off with a blunt fish knife... Cheesemakers? Didn't hear that, the guy with the big nose was talking too loudly to hear JC. |
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Post by rubl on Jun 24, 2018 20:02:08 GMT 7
None of your bloody business laddie, and none of mine anymore either Classic passive aggressive Jewish answer. That's a first, at least I don't think anyone ever suggested that I might have such somewhere down my family line. Mind you, some have it we do have big noses |
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Post by smokie36 on Jun 24, 2018 20:10:18 GMT 7
Classic passive aggressive Jewish answer. That a first, at least I don't think anyone ever suggested that I might have such somewhere down my family line. Mind you, some have it we do have big noses Are you the infamous rubl goldstein who murdered his Cambodian maid and is serving a 50 year stretch in Bang Kwang? |
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Post by rubl on Jun 24, 2018 20:14:29 GMT 7
That a first, at least I don't think anyone ever suggested that I might have such somewhere down my family line. Mind you, some have it we do have big noses Are you the infamous rubl goldstein who murdered his Cambodian maid and is serving a 50 year stretch in Bang Kwang? 'serving'? That's why we have maids. No, I'm Wubl from the Biggus Dickus bwanch. |
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Post by Soutpeel on Jun 24, 2018 20:50:54 GMT 7
Are you the infamous rubl goldstein who murdered his Cambodian maid and is serving a 50 year stretch in Bang Kwang? 'serving'? That's why we have maids. No, I'm Wubl from the Biggus Dickus bwanch. All roads lead back to Python in the end... |
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Post by Soutpeel on Jun 24, 2018 20:54:22 GMT 7
Time for a musical interlude
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Post by Soutpeel on Jun 24, 2018 20:56:57 GMT 7
Classic passive aggressive Jewish answer. That's a first, at least I don't think anyone ever suggested that I might have such somewhere down my family line. Mind you, some have it we do have big noses Did you know the Franks of Amsterdam ? |
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Post by rubl on Jun 24, 2018 21:21:24 GMT 7
That's a first, at least I don't think anyone ever suggested that I might have such somewhere down my family line. Mind you, some have it we do have big noses Did you know the Franks of Amsterdam ? Amsterdam? Like lots of people in Britain know to avoid London, we Dutch locals try to avoid Amsterdam. That place is for tourists who collect mushrooms and smoke funny stuff. As for the Franks, no idea what you mean. Apart from being of Saxon stock I never had a girlfriend Anne of Amsterdam. |
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Post by rott on Jun 25, 2018 9:51:38 GMT 7
And for the record those who say we are all God's children have got it wrong. Scripture (Ephesians 2) says that we are children of wrath. Somewhere else it says we only become God's children when we are born again and become saved. Very positive actions, not for the faint hearted. Nothing more annoying are those who quote from a fairy story book and claim it was written by some higher being...i would take as much credence from the words of some bloke called Ephesians 2 as i would from these dudes... Now just look here Frikki, Joko started it by saying God created Hitler. I have no idea where he gets that idea from, my understanding would be that Mrs Hitler and Mr Hitler Senior created Adolf. I try to be inclusive and cater to all but I have mislaid my copy of "100 Exciting Dishes with Mealiepap" and it does not appear to be available online, so on this occasion you possibly feel left out. But then you say you do not like fairy stories so that particular book might not do it for you. Anyway been peeing down by the Cape, not sure about snow on the Berg but getting to the time of year when a generous measure of Old Brown Sherry is not a bad way to start the day. |
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Post by Soutpeel on Jun 25, 2018 12:07:26 GMT 7
Nothing more annoying are those who quote from a fairy story book and claim it was written by some higher being...i would take as much credence from the words of some bloke called Ephesians 2 as i would from these dudes... Now just look here Frikki, Joko started it by saying God created Hitler. I have no idea where he gets that idea from, my understanding would be that Mrs Hitler and Mr Hitler Senior created Adolf. I try to be inclusive and cater to all but I have mislaid my copy of "100 Exciting Dishes with Mealiepap" and it does not appear to be available online, so on this occasion you possibly feel left out. But then you say you do not like fairy stories so that particular book might not do it for you. Anyway been peeing down by the Cape, not sure about snow on the Berg but getting to the time of year when a generous measure of Old Brown Sherry is not a bad way to start the day. How is your lady friend from Kuilsrivier boet ? |
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Post by rott on Jun 25, 2018 13:17:57 GMT 7
She/they are planning a long stay in Phuket next year.
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